Scene for next Klovn movie

Frank og Casper hafa gefið mér svo mikið með sínum skemmtilegu uppátækjum. Hérna er smá gjöf til baka; atriðið fyrir næstu kvikmynd þeirra. Þar sem minn skilningur í dönsku takmarkast við ‚jeg‘ og ‚og‘ mun ég hafa textann á ensku svo þeir skilji hann:

IN A PUPLIC PLACE – DAY TIME

FRANK, CASPER and a little baby are together (FRANK‘S newborn).

The baby does its diaper, and FRANK does a good job changing him. But it is a ‘green’ diaper and can’t been thrown away – needs to be washed in a washing machine.

While FRANK is driving home:

CASPER(smelling the air and grimacing is face)

What that awful smell!!? 

FRANK (concentrated on driving)

Probably the diaper in the bag.

CASPER opens the bag and sees the whole glory. 

CASPER (almost puking)

What are you doing with a poop in a bag? 

FRANK (apologetically)

It is for the environment, and Mia wants it.

CASPER

I am throwing this out!

FRANK

No, Mia will go crazy – and this is very expensive diaper. 

CASPER shaking is head and holding his nose. 

FRANK keeps on driving and sees a speedy car passes them by and the driver throws a cigarette out the window.

FRANK

I hate when people use the streets as an ashtray! 

CASPER (sneaky)

Drive next to the car; at the next red light! I am going to give him a lesson. 

Driving the speedy car is muscle numb head. FRANK drives next to the car, CASPER opens the window and throws out the dirty diaper – right inside the car and poops goes all over the place! 

CAPSER (excited)

Drive – drive! 

Afterward the two friends have a big laugh. 

SAME DAY AT A BAR – NIGHT TIME 

FRANK and CASPER are at a bar. CASPER goes to the toilet. The muscle numb head (speedy driver) sees FRANK standing alone, he grabs FRANK by the neck. 

THE MUSCLE NUMB HEAD (very angry)

You are the motherfucker that threw poop at me today! Kneel and say you are sorry! 

FRANK (afraid)

Uhh…, well … it wasn´t me … 

THE MUSCLE NUMB HEAD (even more angry)

I saw you fuckface! Fuckface! Now kneel and say you are sorry!

FRANK kneels down, and when he is about to say sorry, CASPER arrives and knocks THE MUSCLE NUMB HEAD out with one punch. The unconscious body tips over a table and spilling drinks for five beautiful ladies. 

CASPER (proudly)

Sorry ladies, may we buy drinks for you lovely ladies?

CASPER escorts the ladies to the bar, while staff starts to clean up the mess, and FRANK follows. CASPER orders cocktails for everyone, walks away with the ladies – while FRANK ends up with the bill.

Sigþór Björgvinsson, Reykjavík.

Ferrell Frank, Clooney Casper